“EASY STREET” (drama) 2 Minutes


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Monologue Description: “EASY STREET” is a drama about a family who doesn’t have much money.

Character Description: In this monologue, Delia, the daughter of Sid and Marjorie Sanders, is in need of a prom dress, which her parents cannot afford. Sid talks to his daughter who storms out of the house and he then turns to his wife.

SID:

Now listen here girly, you been living on easy street. This ain’t no easy street and this ain’t no come as you please household. I built this place with my own bare hands. We’re not rich, ain’t ever gone be rich but that should be good enough for you. And if it ain’t, well then, I guess I’m gonna have to apologize for being a poor provider.

(beat)

You’re my daughter and there’s not a single thing in this world that I wouldn’t do for ya. I’d cut my arm clear off for ya but honey, you need to shape up. You need to shape up….or ship out.

Get yourself a job…WORK! You want things I can’t give you, therefore get off your bum and make it happen. I’ll help you with all that I can darling and if I could I would do it for you. I just can’t afford you that dress.

(she runs out of the house)

Delia?! Delia?!

(beat)

(turns to his wife)

Damn it to hell…Marjorie, (he sighs) I’m gonna go down to Pondi’s Road and talk to Jim McKricket…see if his wife still makes dresses…I know she’s old but, maybe…maybe she’s got one more dress in ‘er.

(beat)

Am I failing as a father? Could I do better? What if I sold my Grandaddy’s watch? I’ll get a pretty penny for that. This way Delia can have her dress for her prom. I know what it means to her.

(beat)

(with growing determination)

We’re going to get her a dress and we are going to get her the most beautiful, most spectacular dress possible. I’m not going to let her down—I can’t.

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“THE RETURN OF CHEWBACCA” (comedy) 1 Minute


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Monologue Description: “THE RETURN OF CHEWBACCA” is a comedy about a woman who has long, hairy nipples.

Character Description: In this monologue, Joe tells his best friend a story in confidence about how he hooked up with Marla, the hot girl from their gym and how he discovered she has hairy nipples.

JOE:

Bro, bro, bro, listen, listen…that girl at the gym, the one I just took out…Marla. Bro, she has a sick body. SICK! But here’s the problem…she has hairy nipples. Now, I’m not talking about one or two hairs that you can pluck. I know a few girls that actually do that. No, Marla has what I would call a bad case of, NIPPLEITIS.

It was dark in my room when we were fooling around on my bed. We were having a great time, we were both a little high from drinking and stuff and we were having some thrills. I was on top of her and I’m doing my thing and she’s reciprocating and I take off her shirt and I start kissing her neck, her chest and then I get to her breast and start sucking on her nipples. At first I coughed up what I thought was a hair ball. You know, when you feel like you have a hair on your tongue? I thought I coughed it out so I proceeded to my business. But then again I felt something in my mouth and this time it was all the way in the back of my throat. And I was like, what the hell is that?

She was quiet but then asked me if I was alright? I told her I was fine, I tried ignoring it. But then when I had my whole mouth around her breast I felt like I was sucking on a monkey’s tit. So I stopped and tried to feel and see what the hell was going on in the dark.

As I was feeling her breast, I worked my way to her nipple and felt long wiggly hairs bro. I gave them a slight tug and they held on to her for dear life. I couldn’t believe it. My heart started pounding!

I asked her, “Do you have hairy nipples?” And she said YES. I jumped up and turned on the light and looked because I couldn’t believe that this beautiful girl with the sickest body has NIPPLEITIS. But as sure as I turned on my bedroom light, I was facing CHEWBACCA BOOBIES man!!!!!

In my mind I heard chewbacca going, (imitates chewbacca) GGGGGGGGLLLLLL GGGGGGGLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

I feaked the fuck out. I was like well, ummm, that’s uh, whew, well…uh…I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!!! She was like, ” I know I am going to a specialist. It has something to do with my hormones.”

I mean, you know, go to the doctor first baby before we dance, is what I said to her bro. I mean, if you want to deliberately turn a guy off, that’s the way to do it!

So, we called it a night and I nicknamed her Chewie. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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“DARK DAYS” (drama) 1 Minute


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Monologue Description: “DARK DAYS” is about how we all have a choice that can change the course of our lives if we wanted. It’s not so much about right and wrong as it is about a life change. Picture a person going from being an animal lover, to an animal killer. It is that kind of dark choice I am talking about here. The actor needs to find for themself what will create the enticement of that possible choice. What is so attractive about it? What is the appeal to something that can be so horrible? The actor also needs to recognize why the character remains as is, instead of taking action to go down that dark road.

Character Description: In this monologue, The Choice Maker is a character who discusses how he/she made a choice in life, to live a good life, rather than a dishonest one. This character can be played by a male or female.

THE CHOICE MAKER:

I am almost out of that place…

(beat)

For the past, I don’t know, I guess I would say…week or so…I’ve been in a really dark place. The darkest place I have ever known within myself.

You see, I had a choice to make and I chose the sky, instead of the ground. It is difficult to say what I mean, without saying it but imagine having the power to change the course of your life’s destiny, with the snap of your fingers. Of course, anyone can do that really…it isn’t that hard but imagine having that choice breathing down at you, like a dragon beckoning it’s young to come home.

It’s not that those thoughts aren’t new to me. They aren’t. I have always been able to fight them off easily but not this time. This was the first temptation I had that actually made me consider—It’s just that I walked further into the darkness than I ever did and I almost didn’t have anymore light left behind me.

I made it out slowly through mental agony and now I am almost in the right place again. I know in my heart that if I ever go back there, I will be staying for good.

I promised myself that I won’t.

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