In this monologue, Lana talks to her friends outside of school about a boy she likes.
LANA: Michael was staring at me in fifth period English. He keeps smiling at me and then in seventh period gym, we were by the ropes and when it was my turn to climb the rope, he came behind me and gave me a BOOST! Mr. Carbanero got angry at him because he helped me climb the rope. You girls know! He got in trouble for me! That is soooo romantic!
Oh my God! When he first helped me I froze. I thought I was going to die! I was like, “Thanks”. hahaha. I couldn’t even speak. God, he’s soooooo hot. Soooo, soooo hot.
I wonder what life would be like with Mike…lost forever in his sparkling blue eyes. We can have a big house, with lots of trees and….wait, I need to get a grip of myself.
(clears her throat)