This script is a dark humor script. Two male characters, REX and BILLY and a third character, a dead woman.
- For the .pdf and mobile version of this short script: DEAD GIRL
REX sits on his couch, an emotional wreck. A ton of blow is on the table before him with a dead blond-haired woman laying face down in it. Keys heard jangling in a door. In walks BILLY.
Billy looks girl over.
BILLY: Jesus…how can you just leave her like this?
REX: I’m not good with dead people, man.
BILLY: When did you first notice her?
REX: Man, I woke up to take a piss and there she was. We went to bed together, so she must have gotten up during the night to do some more and she fucking died.
BILLY: What the fuck are we gonna do?
REX: I have no idea. It’s why I called you!
BILLY: Right. Right. Does anyone else know about this?
REX: Just you.
BILLY: Who is she?
REX: She’s actually Sysco‘s wife?
BILLY: …Sysco’s wife?! You were banging Sysco’s wife?!
REX: She sucks a mean dick, man.
BILLY: Gangster Sysco?!
REX: Yeah, man. Her phone’s been ringing nonstop. He keeps calling.
BILLY: This is fucking serious!
REX: She’s already starting to go stiff man, in case you wanted to wrap her up or something.
BILLY: I can’t believe this, Rex. Do you realize how insane this is right now?
REX: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
BILLY: How are we gonna get her out of here? We have to wait until nighttime.
REX: That’s what I was thinking. There’s a chute, a garbage chute that we can push her in and we can pick her up in the basement. Then we can bring the car over. Maybe roll her up in a carpet or something.
BILLY: Wait a minute!
BILLY: Sysco is probably geo locating her phone.
BILLY: We need to get rid of her phone right now.
REX: Should we break it or flush it down the toilet?
BILLY: You don’t flush it down the toilet man! We need to turn it off! Just switch off the GEO!
REX: Right, let’s do this! I got this, I got this!
There’s a knock on the front door. Rex and Billy stare at one another.