Monologue Description: In this monologue, MICHELLE talks to her best friend about her love at first sight encounter with a glitter bearded man. [Beauty & Grooming]
MICHELLE: Tara, I came across one of them the other day…you know who I’m talking about…the GLITTER BEARDS. It was like something I never experienced before and I don’t want you to laugh at me or think I’m joking or going through some weird phase but I know this was for real. Tara, this was love at first sight. Now, I don’t know what it was, I don’t know if it was the beard, the glitter, the light reflecting off it all, I don’t know what it was Tara but when our eyes met for the first time, I was taken. But just then, something terrible happened. There was a bar fight and everyone scattered around and…HE_WAS_GONE. I lost him. At first, it took a minute for my eyes to settle amongst the commotion and glitter that was sprayed and floating around the place but HE_WAS_GONE. I scanned the bar, I ran to the back, to the front, OUTSIDE, EVERYWHERE. My glitter bearded man vanished. I spent that night walking in and out of bars on my own, hoping I’d pass him by but it just never happened.
photo courtesy of instagram.com @TheGayBeards