In this comedy monologue, GREG tells his friend JIM he doesn’t want to play Pokémon Go anymore because Jim is acting insane.
GREG: Jim, Jim, just listen to me man, just listen. Pull the car over! Pull it over…your swerving all over the road. You’re going too damn far man. We’ve been at this since 5 a.m. bro…it’s 11pm bro…look at me, please, take your eyes off the screen and just look at me. We need to stop collecting Pokémon.
You can’t live in this Augmented Reality world and forget real life. Maybe in the future you can surround yourself with Pokémon Galore because the technology will be there but not today bro, not today…
Look at me…you can do this…just put the phone down and let it go…let the Pokémon Go. You can do this.
I’m exhausted. Tomorrow is a whole new day. Alright? You can go call up Chris and ask him to hit up some Poke Stops but I need to chill now.
It’s too unbearable. Just let me chill.