Monologue Description: In this comedy monologue, Rene talks to her therapist about things she sees that are not there.
RENE: Sometimes I want to stare someone in the face and go poopy in my pants. I want to stare like stone and watch their facial expressions to my rudeness. I think crazy thoughts, Doctor. Sometimes I see people doing strange things in my minds eye. Let me tell you…
One time I visualized a woman getting up from her seat and barking like a dog, parading all around a restaurant. One time I saw a man take off his hair piece and stick it to a wall. He then started screaming, ” I AM FREE”. One time the three bus boys started singing together the La Bamba song…and they were good.
I get all these crazy images in my head. I don’t know why. I think I’m going crazy, Doctor. What should I do? Yesterday, the owner Bernardo brought his dog downstairs and it started talking to me. But mean. The dog was giving me demands, telling me to make sure I keep the restaurant clean. Make sure I treat all our customers like my grandmother.
Why do I see such horrible things??