Kim is so fed up with men approaching her with their one liners. In this comedy monologue, she talks to one of her good friends about the annoying men she randomly tolerates.

KIM: I don’t know what it is lately, but I’m getting tired of it! When guys come up to me with their weak lines, (imitating guy) “Hey, you have such a beautiful smile” or “Can I just tell you that you are so beautiful?”. Ugh! It disgusts me. I mean, who the hell does this guy or that guy think he is to give me such compliments? What gives him the right? I don’t do anything to give off any kind of interest whatsoever; I completely look the other way when I see eye contact happening, and they STILL come over thinking they’re so suave, and it’s simply repulsive.

What does a girl have to do these days? Maybe if I just vomited on myself, the guy would walk the other way, but I bet even then, I’d get, “The way you vomited on yourself is just so, so delightful.”

All I want is to be left alone. I have a man, I love my man, and I do my best to be polite, but the irritation is getting too much. Guys are blind; they really are, OBLIVIOUS to when a girl is not interested. There are days when I’d rather be a man.

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A comedic one act play involving KIM and PAM, two friends who are sick of guys trying to pick them up.  

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