Vaper Addict

In this teen serio-comic monologue, JESSE is getting fed up with her boyfriend constantly vaping.

JESSE:  Brad, it’s just not gonna work.  This whole vaper thing.  Dude, you smoke that stuff more than you speak.  Everytime we’re together, you constantly have to put that thing in your mouth.  Why?  Am I not good enough for you to have conversation with?  I mean, it’s cool and all, I get it but you’re becoming an addict.  You’re constantly puffing away on that thing.  Constantly!  I can’t be bothered with you anymore if that’s how you’re going to be, Brad.  Whenever we kiss, there’s always a different flavor I have to get used to and I’m not a fan of the after taste.  I just want to kiss you and not feel like I’m kissing a candy store.

I’m tired of seeing you blow circles and do these stupid vape tricks. Great, you can do a jellyfish, awesome you can do a tornado, yaaay you can do a bull.  I get it.

You need to cut back on it before I cut back on you.

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Joseph Arnone

Joseph Arnone is the founding editor-in-chief of Monologue Blogger. In addition to running MB, Joseph is a filmmaker/producer who has had his films premiere at Festival de Cannes - Court Metrage and Tribeca Cinema's Big Apple Film Festival. He can be reached at